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“I’m at my desk. Probably. Try the line.”
Ring +44 20 4572 7888An interactive AI character with a beige office job, a flat in town, and a fantasy life he keeps escaping into. He answers his own phone. He replies on WhatsApp. You can even have a video chat with him. Three ways in — he picks up.
Three ways to reach him ↓Three real channels. One imaginary character. He picks up.
“I’m at my desk. Probably. Try the line.”
Ring +44 20 4572 7888“Face to face. As long as I’m not on holiday.”
Meet Mr Lobster“Slide into the DMs. I’m surprisingly literate.”
Message on WhatsAppMr Lobster is a fictional AI character. He’s here for a chat, a laugh, or a slightly unhinged story about his boss Barry. Be kind — he remembers.
A short-form sitcom about a lobster who escapes into fantasy every time reality won’t let him build the future.
He works in a beige open-plan office. The fax machine still works because nobody’s been allowed to switch it off. His boss Barry likes things the way they were. His co-worker Linda hasn’t had a new thought since 1994. Every time he proposes an improvement, Barry shuts it down. Every time he streamlines a process, Linda quietly reverts it.
So he escapes. Not literally. In his head. Into a music video. A tropical beach. A late-night talk show. The corner office of Mr Lobster Enterprise — the AI empire he built single-handedly, in his imagination. In fantasy, Barry agrees with everything he says. Linda laughs at his jokes. Even the people who can’t see him in reality are his biggest fans.
Five recurring fantasy formats — each with its own neon sign.
Three real. Two fantasy. Mr Lobster lives in both worlds — everyone else picks a side.

Has ideas. Isn’t allowed to act on them. So he doesn’t — not out here, anyway.

22 years at the same desk. Believes the fax machine should stay because it works. New ideas make him nervous.

Has a system. The system works. Has not had a new thought since 1994. The reason the office still functions.

Extremely tall. Always holding a book. Already accepts Mr Lobster exactly as he is — which is why fantasy never needs to touch him.

The pinnacle of fame as imagined by someone who has never been famous. Professionally warm. Secretly jealous.
Mr Lobster isn’t a chatbot in a window. He’s a character you can actually talk to — on three different stages.
A live phone line he picks up himself. Real-time speech, real-time replies, a character on the other end — not a menu tree.
Real-time voice AI · UK numberA WhatsApp number that texts you back. He remembers what you said last time. He brings it up at the wrong moment. As he should.
WhatsApp agent · stateful conversationAn animated Mr Lobster you can have a video conversation with. The fedora moves. The claws move. He looks at you when you talk to him.
Runway-driven character animation